Cultivating Ineptitude: American Society

Here is a short, but to the point rant about ineptitude and how to cure it:

Take the safety labels off of EVERYTHING.

Think about it. It used to be that the kid who swallowed too many legos as a child choked, died, and did not grow to have kids of equal ineptitude. In addition, kids who put their hands in lawnmowers, watched large metal objects in the microwave with their foreheads on the glass, and who played tackle football in the street were most likely doomed for death as well.

There are exceptions though. Say one survives. Well (s)he learns his(er) lesson (we call this evolution) passes these lessons to his(er) children and the species benefits.

There. Problem. Solution.

Humans have tampered with evolution long enough. What is so bad about letting the incompetent die?
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As I was driving in my car today I had a thought: the human race has outpaced evolution.

At first, I was thinking that Darwin was completely wrong, because, obviously, if there was such thing as evolution 59 million Americans would not have made a voluntary decision to vote for George W. Bush.

Then, I realized, that is just what those filthy Republicans want me to think. The whole dumb president thing is just a small part of a large scheme to get people to stop believing in evolution, abortion, homosexuality, and all types of ill shit (ill shit as it is defined by religious zealots and other such freaks).

So then I realized that evolution still is very real. The problem is the huge surge in the human population that started in the 1700s. There is too much safety for humans. We can beat diseases. We can beat starvation. Don't have any money? Oh, you have a credit card, it's like money and, look, there's an Olive Garden! You can eat!

It is too easy for people to survive, that is why so many are fucking dumb. You can get by being dumb. Fuck it, you can be dumb and be the fucking President if you want--Sky's the limit!

I think that we need to dump some chlorine in the gene pool. Seriously, let's get the smartest and strongest and breed them--fuck the dumb shit. Seriously, if I am not chosen among the smartest and strongest, I won't complain, honestly.

For real, if aliens come to take over I am turning SOOOOO traitor.


peace in the middle east (yeah right),

deuce





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