Egocentrism, Haphazardnous, and Much Much More...

Todays post is dedicated to me. Me in the sense of, it is about me, not necessarily for me.

Most people, at one time or another in their history of knowing me, have thought I am an asshole. Sometimes it is because I say what I think, others it is because my sense of humor doesn't align with their view of comedy. Sometimes it is just because a 6'2" 245 lb. muscular man just kinda looks like an asshole. Well, that's fine with me... to a point. That point is exactly where people stop thinking it and start saying it. It should be noted that I haven't the slightest bit of qualm about someone approaching me and spouting obsenities from their ravenously frothing mouth and insulting my genitalia and familial history. However, I do have a problem when someone approachs others to converse about my general resemblance to the human sphincter without confronting me first.

It is when people are talking behind backs that phrases like "Don't get hard with me MOTHERFUCKER!" and "Look me up when you get out of the fucking hospital!" begin to have a certain appeal. I mean seriously, why not stand on your fucking soap box and then get down when the object of your rant comes within earshot. I know if I were on a soapbox bitching about King Fuck-Stick and he came walking by, I'd throw the god damned soap box at his head and continue bitching to his unconscious corpse. I can understand the fear associated with confrontation but as my favorite three-nipled seer of all things said, "Without confrontation there can be no resolution".

However afraid of confrontation you are, I am nothing like what you read above. If you walk up to me and say "Hey, you know what, I think you're an asshole!" I won't throw anything at you except questions and discussion. Example: Sarah Petree, or as some know her, Catfish, hated me for the better part of six years. After initiating confrontation and discussing the matter, a peaceful conclusion resulted. She no longer hates me and can now even tolerate my presence for times up to and exceeding 3 hours! Sorry to use you without permission Sarah but it suited the topic well. I WILL NOT post the AIM log that I still have, so don't worry if you are.

Anyways, I digress. Asshole, Sexist, Bastard, Dishonest, Shady, Egocentric, Haphazard, the list goes one. If you think I am anything other than a good friend, honest{to an understandable extent}, intelligent, and forthright, TELL ME. Don't walk around bad-mouthing me and then get upset when I approach you with a "What the fuck!?" I mean, bad-mouthing things and then trying to act like all is well with them is the foundations of United States Foreign Policy... and look how well that's working out.

In short, you got a problem with me?